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Journal Entry: Tue Nov 24, 2009, 5:11 PM

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Choose twelve characters from any fandom in any particular order (NO PEEKING AT THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE!). Then, answer the questions that follow and don't forget to tag a couple of people when you're finished.

01. The Joker (The Dark Knight)
02. Reno (Final Fantasy VII)
03. Kamina (Gurren Lagann)
04. Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)
05. Jaejoong (From DBSK/TVXQ)
06. Mello (Death Note)
07. Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
08. Inspector Gadget
09. Tifa (Final Fantasy VII)
10. Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
11. Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)
12. Mr. Bean

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Mello) or 11 (Tamaki)? What subjects would they teach?
lmfao, I'm already scaring myself with this XDDDD.

Anyways, uh, I think that Tamaki would most likely make a better collage professor (for the simple fact that we don't have to worry about him blowing any buildings up, or leaving chocolate stains on all his papers, lol) But then again, Tamaki could be ONE SCARY DUDE if he wanted. SRSLY. Imagine having to sit through a lecture on how to drink tea. I'd pretty much die, even though I love Tam.

Oh, and Mello (if he were a teacher) would teach chemistry (LOL I DON'T KNOW...) and Tamiki would teach English, or something.

02) Do you think 4 (Cosmo) is hot? How hot?
lmfaooo, uhhh...not really? (No offense Cosmo...) You're still kick-ass though.

03) 12 (Mr. Bean) sends 8 (Inspector Gadget) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

OMGGG!! I am dying laughing right now! The mental images, lmao.

Ok, Mr Bean would like, pelvic-thrust/mime something about 'getting fast food at that taco place down the street' and IG would think it was something about saving poodles from salsa, so they'd get on their spandex underwear and capes, and would take off in that talking car-thing that IG has to the dog pound. LOL yeahhhh....

04) What is or would be 9 (Tifa)'s favorite book?

Omg, a NORMAL character, finally! Hmm, I actually don't know what Tifa's favourite book would be. Probably something mushy and romantic though; I think that she really would like that kind of thing, despite her mad fighting skillz.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 (Reno) to swear fealty to 6 (Mello), or the other way around?

LOL No. Reno is like, a frigging GOD, so I think that Mello would be the one to swear to Reno. Mello would be his slaaaaaveeee (I'll let him whip me if I misbehaaaavvveeee....)

06) For some reason, 5 (Jaejoong) is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 (Tifa) or with 10 (Jack Sparrow)?

Well, realistically, it would probably be better for Jae to stay with Tifa, because they would get along so well, and would probably care for eachother. BUT, it would be the FUNNIEST piece of shit ever to see Jack and Jae get wasted together. XDDDD

07) 2 (Reno), 7 (Dumbledore) and 12 (Mr Bean) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Oh god, another crack pairing! Ok, They would probably go to some Greek resturant (really fancy), and they would discuss what kind of "Magic" they use in their spare time (now, imagine their responeses!)*cough cough*

08) 3 (Kamina) challenges 10 (Jack Sparrow) to a duel. What happens?

LMFAOO OK THE CRACK IS MAKING ME CRAAAZZYYYY!!! Ok, I think Kamina would probably win ('cause he's just the manliest thing EVAR) but Jack would probably pull a cannon out of his pants (ROFL OH GOD, BAD, BAD REFRENCE ) at the strangest time, and knock out Kamina. But K would still win in the end. But since Jack and Kamina are still buddies afterwards, they will get drunk togetharr. THE END.

09) If 1 (Joker) stole 8 (Inspector Gadget)'s most precious possession, how would they get it back?

LOL I don't think that IG would get anything back that the Joker wants. Because he's just that badass

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Dumbledore) and 12 (Mr. Bean) both attain what they most desire.

"The Day the Tea Sang Back"

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Cosmo)and 1 (Joker) to work together?

Oh wow, that is a scary team! Uhh, I would need something to deflect the Joker's knives, and something that can defeat Cosmo's wand. I have no clue in hell what would do that, but whatever. xDD

12) If 7 (Dumbledore) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

We'd both talk about how hot Harry is. LOL, I don't know.

13) If you could command 3 (Kamina) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

I would tell him that I want him to make me a pair of pointy glasses like his.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Tamaki)?

I'm actually now too sure...I'll go check...later...XD

15) If 2 (Reno) had to choose sides between 4 (Cosmo)and 5 (Jaejoong), which would it be?

Maaaannn, too much awesomeness to think about! Reno would probably want to go with Jaejoong at first ('cause he's hot), but would probably end up going with Cosmo. I can see them getting along quite well, can't you? lmao

16) What might 10 (Jack Sparrow) shout while charging into battle?

LOL probably many things...

Probably something like: BBBBBBWWWWWWAAHAAAAAHAHHAAAAAUUGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WHO THE F******* STOLE MY RUM!?!?!

17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Inspector Gadget), which song would you choose?

Well, I would think that his theme song would suit him best, but something like a britney spears song seems to suit him in a strange way...

18) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Reno) to use on 10 (Jack Sparrow)?

"You say you like women, babe? Well, I can be whatever you want me to be" (OMG THAT WAS SO LAME.)

20) What would 5 (Jaejoong) most likely be arrested for?

For being so goddam sexy.

21) What is 6(Mello)'s secret?

That he's actually a chick. I swear...I would not be suprised if that were the truth...

22) If 11 (Tamaki) and 9 (Tifa) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Tifa would get there first, but Tamaki would put up a damn good fight. But when he loses, he'll go into his corner and grow mushrooms, lol.

24) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Dumbledore) or 8 (Inspector Gadget)?

DEFINATELY Dumbledore. He is like, the best wizard ever. I'd trust him.

23) 1 (Joker) and 9 (Tifa) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Cosmo) sinister secret organization. 11 (Tamaki) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4 (Cosmo). Meanwhile, 4 (Cosmo) has kidnapped 12 (Mr. Bean) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Jaejoong), they seek out 3 (Kamina), who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

....DUUUUUUUDDDEEE! This could make a frigging MOVIE!!

Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed that bit of pointless crack. I sure did!

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